Oh, the things I have to say to this girl:
-Please don’t lick the dirt
-Don’t hit your brother so hard with the sword
-Toothbrushes are not light sabers...
-Your brother can’t play ninja turtles when he’s sleeping
-Please don’t jump off the top bunk
-Chewbacca doesn’t eat his food like that
-Why is there hummus in your hair? (Ok, maybe I saw that one coming)
-No, Ariel does not throw ninja stars, those are starfish
-The dog is not a surfboard
-Let’s not sing songs about poop right now
Girlfriend can HANG! She can out-party, out-celebration dance, out-battle, and out-hiyah both her Dad and I. She’s lucky she has the brother she does :)
-Please don’t lick the dirt
-Don’t hit your brother so hard with the sword
-Toothbrushes are not light sabers...
-Your brother can’t play ninja turtles when he’s sleeping
-Please don’t jump off the top bunk
-Chewbacca doesn’t eat his food like that
-Why is there hummus in your hair? (Ok, maybe I saw that one coming)
-No, Ariel does not throw ninja stars, those are starfish
-The dog is not a surfboard
-Let’s not sing songs about poop right now
Girlfriend can HANG! She can out-party, out-celebration dance, out-battle, and out-hiyah both her Dad and I. She’s lucky she has the brother she does :)
